What comes from my ductwork?

There are mean, cheerful and weepy drunks… I lose all motor skills when I get drunk. I lose control of my neck so my head just bobs. I then have trouble standing up and end up sitting on a floor. I am a lot of fun while I flop around much like a dead fish though; The only issue is that periodically in my flopping I cause lots of things to break. I was at our neighbor Kevin’s condo the last time I was hammered. In the middle of the night I decided to go downstairs and get water, as I was walking down the stairs, I lost control of our footing. I tumbled down the whole flight of stairs. As I was tumbling I grabbed at random things on the wall to help me! One of the things I grabbed was Kevin’s smart thermostat. I literally ripped that sucker right out of the wall. The smart thermostat is the control unit for the entire heating and A/C. I literally ripped out Kevin’s control program for heating and A/C. I did not realize this until the next day, however needless to say Kevin was not cheerful. I ripped down a ton of pictures and ruined a big piece of heating and A/C equipment. I have offered to pay him back for the smart thermostat; he took me up on the offer and now I regret it. I have price checked smart thermostat and they are super expensive. I thought thermostats were only about $10. I made one drunken error. I legitimately don’t want to spend a whole bunch of cash on Kevin’s heating and A/C because of it.

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